February 2012
8 posts
January 2012
38 posts
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Happiness.
Sometimes when I am in a bad mood i think back to the time my step mom tried to explain Greek mythology to me, in a Christian context. She told me that the heroes mentioned in the stories, which according to mythology were the children of the gods, did exist but were actually the children of the angels when they would visit Earth on God’s mission or some shit. I, naturally, found it...
Gee-Dang-It
Fuck, i just liked Suppes’s post. I made it one and a half days. I think he wins.
Presidents.
I have never understood the State of the Union addresses. They have so much time to do all these policies yet each year they have a ton of new ideas. Instead of wasting time giving this bullshit speech lets try implementing their ideas. Do they not think of these until the day before the speech or something or do they just not put these ideas in to practice so they have something to talk about at...
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State of the Union Address.
What is the State Of The Union?
Take a sip
Obama says: “The State of the Union is strong.”
Take a swig
Obama says: “The State of the Union is uncertain, but hopeful.”
Pound a shot
Obama says, “The State of the Union is FUBAR. Google it.”
Finish the bottle
Obama says, “The State of the Union is “The Hottest State,” a novel by Ethan Hawke...
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Suck to suck kids.
An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had recently failed an entire class. That class had insisted that Obama’s socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer. The professor then said, “OK, we will have an experiment in this class on Obama’s plan”. All grades will be averaged and...
“Things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end, if not always in the...”
– J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (via bookmania)
Anonymous asked: Bad troll is bad. Try harder dipshit.
“Sometimes you’re flush and sometimes you’re bust, and when you’re up, it’s never as good as it seems, and when you’re down, you never think you’ll be up again, but life goes on.”
~Fred Jung, Blow
I mean it’s not much but it’s better than nothing
December 2011
14 posts
Willy Wonka.
nelsonlifeavenue:
People who refuse to commit to any plan drive me insane
